The Weighting Game

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07/08/2016 at 20:22 • Filed to: Weight

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All you need to do is place the following five vehicles in order of lowest to highest curb weight. Let’s see how you do!

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2017 Ford F-350 Platinum 6.7L V8 Diesel 4WD Crew Cab Long Bed

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2016 GMC Yukon XL Denali 4WD SUV

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2016 Nissan Titan XD Platinum Reserve Diesel

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2016 Rolls Royce Phantom

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2016 Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6

Organize from lowest curb weight to highest curb weight:

Ford F-350 Platinum 6.7L V8 Diesel 4WD Crew Cab Long Bed

GMC Yukon XL Denali 4WD SUV

Nissan Titan XD Platinum Reserve Diesel

Rolls Royce Phantom

Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6

Post your guess first, then check your answers (or ask me).


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:29

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Nissan Titan XD Platinum Reserve Diesel

GMC Yukon XL Denali 4WD SUV

Rolls Royce Phantom

Ford F-350 Platinum 6.7L V8 Diesel 4WD Crew Cab Long Bed

Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6

These are guessing w/o looking it up


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:33

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Merc

Rolls

GMC

Nissan

Ford


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:35

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Rolls Royce Phantom

GMC Yukon XL Denali 4WD SUV

Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6

Nissan Titan XD Platinum Reserve Diesel

Ford F-350 Platinum 6.7L V8 Diesel 4WD Crew Cab Long Bed

This is a blind guess as I haven’t even seen any of those in real life.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > CaptDale - is secretly British
07/08/2016 at 20:36

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You have one correct answer!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Jcarr
07/08/2016 at 20:36

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You have one correct answer!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:36

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5. Titan
4. Phantom
3. Yukon
2. AMG
1. Ford


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > RallyWrench
07/08/2016 at 20:37

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You have zero correct answers!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Probenja
07/08/2016 at 20:38

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You have three correct answers!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:38

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Hey-O! Batting 1000 today. It’s 5:30 and I have a beer in my hand, so I don’t even care!


Kinja'd!!! Stephen the Canuck > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:40

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1. Benz

2. GMC

3. Rolls

4. Ford

5. Titan


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > RallyWrench
07/08/2016 at 20:40

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Haha, no worries. I have to make these difficult without making them tricks. I will say to checkout the weight on the Nissan if you can only check one.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Stephen the Canuck
07/08/2016 at 20:42

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You have one correct answer!


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:42

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4, 2, 5, 3, 1.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:44

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And I usually put some thought into answering such posts. Not today!

Also, JESUS CHRIST the Nissan weighs 7400lbs!??!?? How? Does that Cummins weigh an actual ton? Is that gross weight?


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/08/2016 at 20:46

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You have three correct answers!


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 20:47

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I should have guess the 3 axles weigh quite a lot...


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > RallyWrench
07/08/2016 at 20:52

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Looks like it adds about 700 lbs. Yeah, the XD is pretty crazy and definitely NOT a 1/2 ton. I wouldn’t even call it a 5/8 ton or even a 3/4 ton truck. It actually out weighs the one ton 3500 series trucks in every trim but has a slightly large 1/2 ton footprint.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Probenja
07/08/2016 at 20:53

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Yeah, they seem to weigh a ton...each!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 21:00

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If you’re gonna ‘Merica, don’t half-ass it I guess. Jeez, that is not at all what I expected. Curious where the upcoming Tundra weighs in with the D.


Kinja'd!!! Ssfancyfresh > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 21:11

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Tit

Kon

Ferd

Roller

Merc

*just wanted to say tit


Kinja'd!!! Dru > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 21:14

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5. Rolls

4. GMC

3. Ford

2. Nissan

1. Benz


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 21:26

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Off topic, but the new Ford duallies look hideous!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Ssfancyfresh
07/08/2016 at 21:27

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That Tit is bigger than you think. You have three correct answers though!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Dru
07/08/2016 at 21:30

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Nice job!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Under_Score
07/08/2016 at 21:33

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I know! It’s too bad since the cues are very much like the Flex, which has a great and unique front end.


Kinja'd!!! gawdzillla > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 21:34

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4,2,3,1,5


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > gawdzillla
07/08/2016 at 21:36

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You have three correct answers!


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Under_Score
07/08/2016 at 22:53

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that grill is really busy... but the rest looks pretty good to me. I like the more angular lines.


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Wobbles the Mind
07/08/2016 at 23:08

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All I know is 5 is the heaviest. After that I'm all D:


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wobbles the Mind
07/09/2016 at 09:46

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That Ford is hideous. The grille is a busy disaster and why on earth is there a fender flare ON A FENDER FLARE?!

I have no idea on the weights.

Mouse

Human

Sun

Teaspoon of dark matter

Teaspoon of dank matter

My feels

There you go. Lightest to heaviest.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind
07/09/2016 at 10:52

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Jesus only one?!


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > CaptDale - is secretly British
07/09/2016 at 11:32

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Check out the weight of that Titan, just for fun. I’ll tell you the 6x6 is correct.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind
07/09/2016 at 11:46

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Well that the one i know for sure cause each axle weights more than a small sun.

7,400 lbs??!! Did they make the whole truck out of 3/4" thick steel?


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Wobbles the Mind
07/11/2016 at 00:51

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5. Yukon

4. Titan

3. F-350

2. Phantom

1. G63 AMG


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
07/11/2016 at 06:06

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You have two correct answers!